comic relief: totally unrelated and inappropriate.
Wednesday, January 31st, 2007So I got a text message yesterday from my hetero-life partner. It read, “if I saw an amputee being hanged, I would just yell out letters.”
So I got a text message yesterday from my hetero-life partner. It read, “if I saw an amputee being hanged, I would just yell out letters.”
Princess Cruise Lines paid $750,000 Monday to settle charges it failed to operate one of its ships in a slow, safe manner near Glacier Bay National Park where a humpback whale was found dead of massive skull fractures.
The body of the 45-foot, pregnant humpback whale was found floating in Icy Strait near the mouth of Glacier Bay in Southeast Alaska in July 2001. Humpback whales are an endangered species.
The CEO of Princess, Peter Ratcliffe, went on to say, “We take our responsibility to be good stewards of the environment very seriously.”
You know, during the recent State of the Union speech that Bush gave, he also used the word “steward” to describe our culture’s role over the environment. Who decided this was the appropriate word to use? Did I not get a memo? Do we really believe it is our responsibility to take care of the natural world as though it were passengers on a boat?
Outside of the boat reference, the dictionary defines “steward” as “a person whose responsibility it is to take care of something.” The example given is: “farmers pride themselves on being stewards of the countryside.” This definition still implies that we must have control and power over the environment and make decisions on it’s behalf…as if the natural world were something outside of our own selves and the choices we make FOR the environment have no effect on our lives. It still conceptualizes the natural world as if it were a charity case.
The second somebody realized “hey, we need to care for the environment” is the same moment that person (or that culture) should have realized there was a problem. The word “steward” is simply reflective of that mindset. Either way, the steward let the passengers drown in this case.
In my own research, I’ve tried to uncover (among many things) how and why culture and nature came to exist in dichotomies. Intuitively, the culture/nature dichotomy doesn’t make sense. I may go up to Snowbowl and believe that I am “in nature,” but when I come back down to Flagstaff I, quite suddenly, find myself “in culture,” which somehow has been defined in opposition to culture. How did this happen? Does my affect on the natural world not have the same impact when I’m in my backyard? Does my communication, my responsibility, my interaction with the natural world cease to exist simply because the concrete I walk on stands between me and the real world?
I’ve come to understand that dichotomies are, by and large, social and cultural creations that come as a result of the meaning we assign to language, to words. This isn’t to say that all dichotomies are fiction; opposites after all do exist in nature. I’m skeptical, however, when it comes to relegating meaning to words that are, in actuality, not opposites, but appendages, or merely categorically different, which is to say they could more adequately be internalized as “side by side” instead of polar opposites. Take the classic dualism, masculine and feminine, for example: the meanings our culture has created renders each of these poles in direct opposition to each other, and our understanding of what is masculine and what is feminine is dependent on differences instead of similarities. Like culture and nature, we might better understand masculinity and femininity not in opposition to each other, but as working together.
I’ve read in the text, Wilderness and the American Mind by Roderick Nash, that the dichotomy that exists between culture and nature first appeared with the advent of herding, farming, corrals, and the development of towns…in short agriculture and industrial civilization. Because these spaces were defined as under the control of men, spaces that existed outside of this control (i.e. nature) became defined in opposition. Once this is understood, we could easily have discussions regarding how this mindset has transformed into a justification to assert control over these uncontrolled spaces (i.e. the ongoing destruction of the environment) and those “savages” who identify and embody these uncontrolled spaces (i.e. the genocide of the Native American), but that’s not the point of this particular analysis.
The point is, as Donal Carbaugh points out in his essay, “Naturalizing Communication and Culture,” “human linguistic constructions shape meanings about natural space” and, as we have seen, these constructions have consequences “upon the local and natural world.” In fact, the very idea that “cultural meanings,” as Carbaugh goes on to say “occur in natural spaces” and are constructed along side our understanding of the natural world in the first place is proof that culture and nature cannot realistically be placed in opposition to each other.
It all comes back to language; specifically, the ways in which language is formed and how it functions within a particular culture dictates how that culture understands their place within the natural world. Traditionally, as Carbaugh points out during his explanation of the function of language among the Western Apache of south central Arizona, “Naming places, and using such names in order to say various things [or think about various things], is a practice in all known languages, among all peoples.” I’d like to continue quoting Carbaugh here, because it begins to explain how our language shapes our understanding of our environment. “Through such a communication practice, people learn particular ways of identifying with their natural place, what specific spaces mean, vantage points from which to view these places or spaces, and ways of living (speaking, feeling) with them.”
Therefore, through the use of language, the way in which our culture has come to identify with food, for example, has drastic impacts on how the natural world is internalized and, therefore, treated. If a culture identifies with the reality of obtaining food from the natural world—from forests, from rivers, from uncontrolled spaces—that culture will treat the natural world in a much different way than the culture that identifies the source of their food as coming from livestock in well-controlled pastures and corrals as well as agricultural land—all of which lies outside of the natural, uncontrolled world.
Cheers to Lisa of Grand Canyon Wildlands for forwarding me this article from Organic Consumers.org
Despite the last handful of posts, this is not a vegetarian blog. The following info, however, solidifies the underrated importance of shifting our diets.
The United Nations has sent tremors through the livestock industry with a new report that states, “The livestock sector emerges as one of the top two or three most significant contributors to the most serious environmental problems, at every scale from local to global.” The report shows that livestock production accounts for more greenhouse gases than automobiles.
(emphasis mine….take that Al Gore!)
For every calorie of meat consumed, at least ten calories of fossil fuels were required to produce that meat. Animal agriculture takes up 70% of all agricultural land, and 30% of the total land surface of the planet. Today, 70% of “slash-and-burned” Amazon rainforest is used for pastureland, and feed crops cover much of the remainder. The ultimate ramifications of the report suggest that the average American can do more to reduce global warming emissions by adjusting their meat eating habits than by switching to driving the most fuel efficient car currently on the market. Negative environmental impacts can be greatly reduced by reducing (or eliminating) meat consumption and buying locally grown and sustainably produced meats, dairy and animal products.
This is Februrary’s column for The Noise. Obviously, this is unedited.
I was eight years old the first time I was confronted with vegetarianism. My mom had, apparently, just finished reading a book that opened her eyes to factory farms and the inhumane practices of the modern-day slaughterhouse. For a kid who had been eating meat virtually every day for the entirety of his short time on this planet, I was not cool with this arrangement and put up more of a fight than any other member of my family. Though not yet versed in punk rock, looking back, I had the same opinion of vegetarianism that Fat Mike had when he wrote the song “Vegetarian Mumbo Jumbo” (I don’t want to be a vegetarian/ why eat beans when you can have steak instead?). Anyone familiar with NOFX’s more recent albums knows that Mike has turned a 180 on the issue of vegetarianism, and so have I.
Needless to say, my 8-year-old bout with vegetarianism lasted almost 2 weeks. My mom admits today that she went about it all wrong. Many people, especially children, shouldn’t be expected to quit eating meat cold turkey (pun intended!). She also didn’t really know what to cook, and found the lifestyle too expensive. So before I knew it, I was biting into cheeseburgers again.
It wasn’t until the end of my undergrad days that I became more educated on the issue and began to consider a lifestyle change that would better serve my landbase, nonhuman animals, the poverty stricken masses, and the health of my own body. It’s important to mention that I do not have any moral objection against eating meat. I do, however, object to the systematic exploitation of the meat industry and the lies about this industry that I have been fed (literally) all my life. It might be easy for one to distort Darwin’s theory of evolution and claim, as Fat Mike did, “it’s survival of the fittest…and we’re winning,” but to fall into this logic is to avoid the issue all together and, therefore, justify the atrocious behavior of factory farms and the meat industry’s irresponsible use of land.
While biting into a side of beef, believing that humans are “winning” Darwin’s battle of survival is to buy into the story we tell ourselves about where our meat and animal products come from. While it is nice to believe our meat comes from family farms, where animals have acres and acres of grazing land, where livestock have access to sunlight, a variety of foods, and plenty of room to be autonomous creatures, by and large, this reality has become fantasy. Agribusiness is one of the most profitable sectors of the U.S. economy today and industrial meat production has whipped out all but a fraction of these family farms.
Further, if we are in evolutionary competition with nonhuman animals, this must mean that we are engaged in a relationship with these animals, which we are not. Rather, we are engaged in a relationship with Bashes, Safeway, Albertsons, and the fast food industry, which produce only shallow resemblances of a relationship with the food we consume.
Upon investigating the following statistics, I decided to become a vegetarian. Ninety percent of all U.S.-grown soy, 70% of all grain, and 80% of all corn is grown specifically for livestock consumption. I was living in Indiana when I first became versed in these issues. I remember driving back and forth on I-65, from college to my parent’s house, and looking out at what seemed like an endless sea of corn. I remember the fantasies I’ve been told of the noble farmer living off the land and growing vegetables for us to purchase at the grocery store. Upon learning that nearly all the corn I saw was owned by corporations and actually went to support the meat industry, I immediately realized how irresponsible it was to use land this way. This is, of course, nothing new and it is certainly not strictly relevant to the United States. After all, at the height of Ireland’s infamous potato famine 150 years ago, in which 1.5 million people perished, Ireland was actually exporting maize to Britain. More recently, during Somalia’s notorious famine a couple years ago, Somalia was exporting livestock and bananas to first world countries. Famine is a myth; there is plenty of food to go around. There is obviously a strong, and nearly invisible, disconnect between ideology and action when it comes to the food that we eat and how we obtain it.
I recently visited Dr. Doug Brown, an economics professor in Northern Arizona’s University’s School of Business. Though he had plans to ride his bike over to a colleague’s house, he opened his door to me, as well as my questions. I have to admit, I was a little nervous to be walking into a professor of economics office to discuss our cultures exploitation of animals, the unsustainability of the meat industry, and the economic sanity of vegetarianism. After all, I’d been taught that economists, like developers, were one of the driving forces that sought to convert the living into the dead in the name of profits. I was wrong; Dr. Brown “gets it.” He’s written several books on sustainability issues, and is in the process of writing a book on the work of Daniel Quinn. “Of course, I am not a meat eater,” he said before I asked my first question.
Dr. Brown first became a vegetarian in the early 70’s, when his wife was pregnant with their first child. The only doctor in town was a vegetarian, and he introduced Dr. Brown to the idea of eating lower on the food chain, thus promoting a healthy diet for pregnant mothers. From there, Dr. Brown read a few books such as Diet For a Small Planet, which introduced him to the notion that “we need to be concerned with how food is grown and what we eat.”
I asked him about the irresponsible use of land used to support the meat industry. “It is so wasteful that so much vegetable protein is used to feed livestock, when it could, in actuality, feed billions of people,” he said. The West uses a resource-intensive “two-layer” food system, in which food crops are fed to animals, then animals to people. With an average of seven pounds of vegetable protein needed to produce one pound of animal protein, the system requires 600 percent more food crops than plant-centered systems in which people consume vegetable protein directly. In this way, Dr. Brown described, “animals act as extremely inefficient protein converters.” I thought back to the fields of corn I had driven through in Indiana. I thought of all the wasted proteins and realized right away that there is virtually nothing sustainable about the meat industry.
Then we got on the topic of factory farms. Dr. Brown first became aware of factory farms upon taking a more educated look at his hometown of Marshalltown, Iowa, a town literally built on the pork industry, namely Swift Co. Again I thought back to my drive through Indiana and remembered a particular stretch of land where the stench of a nearby pig farm was so intense it makes your eyes water as you drive past (anyone living in Northern Indiana knows exactly the stretch of land I’m talking about). Swift Co., the bread and butter of Marshalltown, slaughters 16,000 hogs per day—that’s 4 million a year, producing 932 million pounds of pork a year for sale in the global economy.
For slaughterhouses world-wide, this is increasingly becoming the rule rather than the exception. A slaughterhouse of this size must obtain very large quantities of pork to substantiate an operation of this size. The days of your grandfather’s family farm are nearly over, welcome to the world of factory farms.
Most people are familiar with images of factory farms, whereby animals are packed into barns by the hundreds, sometimes thousands, with no access to sunlight. Most of these animals are packed in so tight that they don’t even have enough room to turn around. Dr. Brown spoke with passion against this exploitation. “It’s a tragedy. Animals being treated this way acts as an appendage of human domination, whereby these animals have no life, and exist for one purpose—food for people.” I thought of something I heard when I was a kid, that just because they’re not human doesn’t mean that their life isn’t as important to them as ours are to us. But this isn’t even accurate, because animals growing up under these conditions don’t know what it is like to have a life, to breath clean air, to eat tasty food, to live as autonomous creatures on this planet. “It’s just an incredible disrespect for the community of life,” said Dr. Brown. I knew right away that he was right; that as long as we have no connection to the food we eat or to the land where it is grown, we too do not know the true meaning of living as autonomous creatures on this planet. That producing meat on this kind of scale numbs us to any sense of connection or responsibility to the land.
If your sense of empathy doesn’t extend to these animals (and why should it if you don’t have to see the suffering…we’re “winning” remember?), than think of the impact this has on the surrounding communities. As I think back to the stench created by the hog farm on I-65 in Indiana, I wondered where all this animal waste went. Industrial scale factory farming produces as much as 12 million pounds of excrement. Modern factory farms have a sophisticated system of waste removal, but to make 12 million pounds of shit disappear would be a feat not even Harry Potter could manage. Invariably the air, water, and local cropland become contaminated. In an age where artificial growth hormones (such as RBGH) and antibiotics are pumped into the veins of livestock, the environmental and local health impacts of this contamination are becoming greater and more severe.
The truth is, it is becoming less and less safe to be a meat eater. Every other week, it seems that another shipment of industrial meat has been contaminated with e coli or Mad Cow or whatever the meat related disease du jour is. Factory farms produce unhealthy conditions, where animals easily fall prey to diseases. Feeding baby cows the blood of their deceased elders, for example, produces Mad Cow disease. The scary Orwellian future we’re all scared of is upon us, and it’s in our food. We might as well be talking about Soylent Green here. Every day we get closer to an epidemic that can’t be stopped. Scary, scary stuff.
Understanding the central role of animal production in global agribusiness, and developing a strategy to transform the Western food system are key challenges for progressives in the United States today. Indeed, the meat industry absolutely must be confronted if we are to face the kind of food, water, and farmable land shortages that are already starting to plague much of the world. We need to support activist efforts to shift consumer habits toward a plant-based diet and we need to be patient with those who haven’t yet made the shift toward vegetarianism. I get really tired of the elitist vegans and vegetarians who cast people off who have not yet accepted the reality of our situation. We need to work together and support local farmers whose practices are not exploitive.
Just as I do not have a moral objection against eating meat per se, Dr. Brown explains that the social and cultural idea that just because we can control and dominate nonhuman animals doesn’t make it right. And it’s degrading our ability to meaningfully interact with the real world.
Darwin, by the way, was a vegetarian.
For my February column in The Noise, I’m writing about the unsustainability of the meat industry and the economic sanity of vegetarianism. I just finished interviewing Dr. Doug Brown, who teaches economics at Northern Arizona University. I know what you’re thinking… Economics? Kyle? Sustainability? What? Relax, as strange as it is to find a hero in the economics department, Dr. Brown “gets it.” He even utilizes books and ideas by Daniel Quinn in his class, and is in the process of writing a book about Quinn’s work. I was amazed. A vegetarian since the 70’s, Brown spoke to me with passion about factory farms, the irresponsible use of land to support the meat industry, and much more….all of which will be included in February’s column.
Anyway, he pointed me to The Meatrix, a fantastic internet cartoon series, which synthesizes the reality of factory farms with hipster Keanu-esque hero themes of the film, The Matrix. It’s brilliant, hilarious, and full of startling, absolutely accurate information about factory farms. Watch, enjoy, act.
From Flagstaff Activist Network (check out their new site!)
Comments are needed right away to help stop a huge grab at some of the last Remaining Old Growth trees in Arizona. Tell the Forest Service to ditch the whole project.
The North Kaibab Ranger District is hoping to open the North Kaibab National Forest in the area of last summer’s Warm Fire to “salvage logging.” This sensitive region, which is in close proximity to the Grand Canyon National Park, ought to be permitted a natural restoration rather than an unjustified and destructive logging project. The Forest Service decided to let the fire burn naturally as a tool for wild land restoration and quickly lost control of the fire. Now they would like to “address restoration needs” by turning this area over to logging interests in order to “recover the economic value from the burned timber.” This irresponsible proposal allows for the removal of 84.5 million board feet on over 9,000 acres of forest.
With the exception of hazard tree removal adjacent to roads and structures for legitimate public safety goals, there is no ecological recovery value to be obtained by salvage logging in the Warm Fire area. In fact, there is a substantial body of scientific evidence to indicate that salvage logging impedes recovery goals, and is counterproductive to the Forest Service’s work to stabilize the area, lessen the risk from flooding and erosion, and prevent the invasion of noxious weeds.
The North Kaibab Ranger District is seeking public comment on this issue.
Take Action: Comments needed by January 26, 2007.
You can do this through the FAN website.

The man whose heroism inspired the movie Hotel Rwanda will discuss his story of humanity, courage, perseverance and hope at 10 a.m. Jan. 27 in Ardrey Auditorium.
During the 1994 Rwandan genocide, Paul Rusesabagina was temporary manager of the Hotel Mille Collines in Kigali, Rwanda. Using his influence and connections, he protected more than 1,260 individuals from slaughter.
His lecture is sponsored by Northern Arizona University’s Martin-Springer Institute, which invited him to speak on “Hotel Rwanda: A Lesson Yet to Be Learned” as part of International Holocaust Day.
Admission is free for the first 800 NAU students with I.D. General admission tickets are $7. Tickets are available at NAU Central Ticket office, (928) 523-5661 or (888) 520-7214.
A friend of mine forwarded me this BBC article.
And you thought the terrorist alert color system was the first major Orwellian tool of fear. The Doomsday clock, which first appeared in 1947 positioned—7 minutes to the hour (7 symbolic minutes until we all die!), was created to reflect concern about nuclear annihilation. With the recent panic over North Korea and Iran, as well as climate change, the doomsday clock has moved two minutes, resting on 5 symbolic minutes before we all die from whatever doomsday scenario du jour is popular in the news that day.
Anyway, here is the graph we’re all supposed to be using to calculate our imminent demise. Which doesn’t make a lick of sense because the proverbial “clock” can say anything and some trigger happy leader can still destroy an entire country with less effort than I’m putting into this rant.

In terms of climate change, an “expert” in the article say (and I’m so glad we have experts so we don’t have to think for ourselves…)
“I’m optimistic that we can address climate change,” he said. “We’ve dealt with such problems before, and we can do it again.”
What? When, in the course of recorded (or unrecorded) human history, have we as a species had to address anything remotely similar to our involvement in changing the climate of the planet? We’re not talking about buying hybrid cars or recycling here. To address climate change in a meaningful, enduring way, we will have to reevaluate our understanding of progress, the way we live with (not “on”) the planet. It will require a change in mindset, identity, and what this culture values. There is, in fact, very little in the present state of this culture that is truly sustainable, or ever can be. Humans have never faced a challenge so big, ever. Period.
Furthermore, I dare anybody, under any circumstances, to pose a moral argument for the existence of nuclear weapons. Instead of scaring the public with doomsday clocks, terror threat alerts, or news headlines that read more like football highlights, why isn’t the media talking about what really needs to be done to address these things?
End rant.
Event Info:
The event will feature a
lecture by William Blum about his
work as an author and historian and
his views on American foreign policy
and current events.When: 7:00 p.m. Thurs. January 25, 2007
Where: du Bois Center Ballroom @ Northern
Arizona University, 306 E. Pine
Knoll Drive, FlagstaffCost: Free and Open to the Public
Presented by: NAU Graduate Association
of Political Science, NAU Society
of Professional Journalists
Overview:
After leaving the State Department in 1967, due to his opposition to the war in Vietnam, William Blum became a founder and editor of the Washington Free Press, the first underground newspaper in the capital. In 1969, disgusted with its anti-democratic activities around the globe, he wrote and published an exposé of the CIA, in which he revealed the names and addresses of more than 200 Agency employees. While working as a journalist in Chile in 1973, he witnessed firsthand the results of the CIA-orchestrated coup that overthrew the leftist Allende government and ushered in General Augusto Pinochet’s reign of terror. Since that time, Blum has been a vocal critic of American foreign policy. In 1995, Blum published a book called Killing Hope, a history of U.S. military and CIA interventions since World War II. In 1998, Blum was a recipient of Project Censored’s award for exemplary journalism for writing one of the top ten censored stories of the year, an article about how in the 1980’s, the United States gave Iraq the material to develop a chemical and biological warfare capability. In January 2006, Osama bin Laden released an audiotape message in which he quoted a passage from an essay Blum wrote entitled “Why Terrorists Hate Us,” and implored Americans to read Blum’s 2000 book Rogue State: A Guide To The World’s Only Superpower.
My name is Kyle. I teach English, live in Flagstaff, write a column for The Noise, ride 'em bikes, listen to obnoxious music, and play outside as much as possible. Drop me a line: kyle[at]undertheconcrete[dot]org